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幽默的英语句子 并不妨碍你尽情的观看(2)

时间: 05-25 栏目:唯美的句子
10、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

 

11、One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

 

12、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

 

13、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

 

14、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

 

15、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

 

16、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

 

17、When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

 

18、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! "工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

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