搞笑的英文句子或短语

One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lifeless, faultless.（只有死人才不犯错误。好词好句 唯美的句子 伤感的句子 www.kj-cy.cn）

Misfortunes never come alone/single.（祸不单行。）

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Constant dropping wears the stone.（滴水穿石。）

If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）

It’s never too late to mend.（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）

One today is worth two tomorrows.（一个今天胜似两个明天。）